Rhino: I’m no longer a rare animal... lots of officials have faces like me!

Unlike Indonesia’s dwindling population of Java Rhinos – now down to an estimated 40 animals in the wild – the country’s thick-skinned and insensitive government officials are far from a dying breed, who on the rare occasions when they get caught stealing from the public purse are always ready to shed a few tears or plead lenience on the grounds that everyone else is on the take.