Man: Stay tuned for the next episode in the soap opera...

Megaphone reads ‘Social aid’, arm band reads Gubernatorial candidate.

Yudhoyono: To save the party!

Common man: What about me Mr?

Man: Don’t take wrong door Mr! (Left door reads ‘politics’, box carried by KPK chair Abraham Samad reads ‘Anas case’)

Cow: If I’m contaminated with rat and scapegoat virus, is my meat still edible Mr?

From an opinion piece titled Women and Religion

Man: Now we see their true spots (colours)...

Kid: Every dry season the floods get forgotten, before there was talk about overcoming the floods, but it was just ‘will’, only now that Jakarta’s flooded, its all ‘will-will-will’ again. So who’s to blame Dad? The government?

Man: No! The water! Stupid!

Man: Where to this Jakarta?

Sanusi: Rape? They might enjoy it right?

Man: It seems we all enjoy opening pornographic websites right Mr...