Father: Happy New Year
Mother: What's your resolution for the New Year?
Cat: Delusions are easier than resolutions.
The administration of President Prabowo Subianto is making grand promises for 2026 while downplaying its failure to achieve the same promises made last year.
Josi: There’s still lots of homework that's not finished yet, Mr!
1st business person: This isn't illegal logging, I've got an official permit!!!
2nd business person: My mine excavation is legitimate, it was signed by an authorised official!!!
3rd business person: Extreme weather's to blame!!!
Mother: Wow, everyone must surely like a garden full of green leaves like this. It refreshes the eyes.
Father: Everyone likes it? If we plant it ourselves and sell it, it could move fast.
Mother: If you see leaves that can be sold, you’re eyes are green.
Father: Umm, the smell of money...
Mother: This is my new recipe. But look out. Don’t complain if it doesn’t taste good. Just keep quiet and eat it.
Mother: How’s it taste. Is there anything than can be improved. It tastes good, right?
Mother Give me some feedback.
Poki and Father: You ordered us to keep quiet...
Josi: In the old days, the scams used the method 'Congratulations, you've won a luxury car'
Posi: Now it's "Congratulations, you've been selected for an interview with the company XYZ..."
Cop: Mother, I can help cook. You're tired yeah, cleaning, ironing, mopping, sweeping...
Woman: Sit down and relax my love, you're also tired working each day. Anyway active police officers aren't allowed to interfere in civilian affairs!!!
Mother: That's grandfather, he was a national hero, that's Pak De, he was a teacher, that's the cat.
Poki: Lho!? (exclamation of surprise)
Father: Mom says the pussycat meets the requirements
Sign reads: Photo Exhibition of Jakarta Floods 1960-2025
The torrential rain that inundated Jakarta last week has caused widespread flooding across several parts of the city, inundating major roads and leaving vehicles stranded and traffic paralysed for several hours.
