Arm: Mastermind behind BI deputy governor bribery case
Corruption & Abuse of Power
Man: Thief! Thief!
Responding to a damming new survey released this week showing that state corruption has worsened significantly under President Yudhoyono’s watch, with 91% of Indonesians now saying corruption is widespread throughout the government, Yudhoyono has called for an all-out war against what he termed “state robbers”.
I’m a thief cos he’s a thief too...
Newspaper headline reads: Banggar, cabinet reshuffle.
Man: Cleptocractic republic? No way! I stand at the forefront of eradicating corruption! There will be no favoritism (lit no matter what ‘feathers’ you have’)! There will be no remissions for corruptors!
Kid: It depends Mr! On what feathers... and whose feathers!
1st Man: Didn’t he say he would be at the forefront of eradicating corruption?
2nd Man: He’s already sent a letter right...
Man: He’s been arrested? Cool... then I’m safe!
Kid: How come?
Man: Psst... previous whistle-blowers have also ended up having their whistle silenced.